An interview with me!
Conducted by myself
ME: You want pizza, don’t you?
I: Yes, Me, but I’m on a diet and I…oh shit.
ME: Just think of that white sauce, artichoke and garlic pizza from Cordello’s. Why look, you have a coupon!
I: Fuck you, dude.
Conducted by myself
ME: You want pizza, don’t you?
I: Yes, Me, but I’m on a diet and I…oh shit.
ME: Just think of that white sauce, artichoke and garlic pizza from Cordello’s. Why look, you have a coupon!
I: Fuck you, dude.
